Date: March 5, 2022

To the good people of Ukraine, know that STEROID ANALYSIS admires your courage as you face the existential crisis that was provoked by Putin’s Russia. We regret that you are neighbor to a Mad Man — someone who’s mental imbalance has led to perverted views of religion, patriotism, global peace, self-determination, and humanity. Putin is possessed and refers to demonic tactics of intimidation, confusion, and unbridled destruction.

How ironic is it for Russia to invade a peaceful country that simply expresses the desire for self-determination. After all, it was Russia (allied with the United States…) that faced the approaching menace of Hitler’s Nazis and their Panzer units. Much like the Ukraine of 2022, pre-Soviet Russia made numerous attempts to de-escalate growing tensions that were fueled by the parallel universe of Adolf Hitler. How ironic is this situation!!!

There has been bloodshed and there will be more. There have been fatalities and there will be more. There will be tears, and fire, and sounds. In lieu of an outright World War III, there will be these things. Yet, it will not last forever and the sun will shine again…one day. Long Live Ukraine!

Administrator

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Update: August 17, 207

QUESTION:
What is a person to do when his/her steroid-injecting; selfie-taking internet idol suffers a premature death? Moreover, what is that same person to do when 2 of his/her idols suffer the same tragic death IN THE SAME WEEK???!!!

Earlier in the week, news began to circulate throughout the bodybuilding community that Dallas McCarver choked to death while eating. Among the first to report this news was TMZ Sports; quickly followed by other media sources. Whereas, this is the current cause of death, questions are beginning to surface that challenge this thesis. An alternate proposal claims that Dallas McCarver was under some sort of cardiac distress while he was eating. The intensity of this event may’ve prevented McCarver from adequately swallowing; thereby, precipitating the fatal choking event.

Moreover, others theorize that the degree of upper-body over-build compromises ordinary function of the esophagus. In fact, the esophagus is a muscular swallowing tube who’s functionality may be influenced by steroids that bodybuilders originally dedicate to other muscles. As the user grows pectoral, deltoid, etc… muscle tissue about the esophagus, the tube becomes overwhelmed and potentially distorted. From the pharynx to the stomach, the esophagus performs a series of contractions to move chewed food from the throat to the stomach. At the top of the stomach is the lower esophageal sphincter with a primary purpose of preventing backflow.

Though his residential base was Boca Raton, Dallas McCarver was born on April 9, 1991 in Jackson, Tennessee. He grew up during a time period where the coverage of the bodybuilding scene was transitioning from magazine to digital. This flood of content motivated Dallas to pursue bodybuilding with an endless thirst to be bigger and bigger and bigger. In fact, the 6′-0″ white male had an offseason weight range between 255 lbs – 270 lbs (116 kg – 121 kg).

STEROIDANALYSIS.com continues to follow this case as well as the unique business relationship that Dallas McCarver had with RedCon1.

ACTE DEUX: ACT TWO

Just hours following the news of Dallas McCarver’s death, TMZ Sports and THE ONLINE SUN raced to break the news of another well known bodybuilder – Rich Piana. Less of a competitor and more of an internet freak sensation, Rich Piana died this week after spending 3-weeks in a coma. Also based in Florida, Piana suffered a medical emergency in his apartment and was rushed to a local hospital where he was placed in a medically-induced coma. Piana’s girlfriend – Chanel, was on scene during he entire event; providing Rich with a haircut and performing CPR as they waited for medical help to arrive. TMZ Sports further reported that a District Six Medical Examiner in Florida officially declaring Piana’s death Friday morning.

Though some bodybuilding winnings, including Mr. California, are properly captured within his bio, Piana’s following is largely attributed to his flagrant and uncontrolled abuse of steroids. THE SUN reported that, “…a preliminary search at his apartment revealed more than 20 bottles of steroids and a white powder.” With his “Ride or Die” meme, Rich Piana attracted the attention of many young males who sought to replicate his same physical scale and notoriety. At the time of his death, Rich had an Instagram following that exceeded 1 million.

THE SUN reported that, when questioned by police, Chanel admitted that she, and Rich, had been juicing (abusing steroids) for more than 20-years. In fact, Piana openly confessed that his regime consists of “massive steroid cycles”, heavy food intake, homemade protein shakes, and little cardiovascular work. During an interview, Piana implied that he understood the importance of on/off cycles and was resigned to the necessity of steroids if a person wanted to seriously pursue bodybuilding.

In review of his past statements, Piana acknowledged the adverse effects of steroid use by stating, “There’s no reason to do steroids, you’re only hurting your body, you’re hurting yourself.” Despite this realization, Piana continued to abuse steroids and encouraged others to follow his guidance.

QUESTION:
What is a person to do when his/her steroid-injecting; selfie-taking internet idol suffers a premature death? Moreover, what is that same person to do when 2 of his/her idols suffer the same tragic death IN THE SAME WEEK!!! Finally, what will that same person do now that he/she knows that their idols were both deceived by a false promise. Now equipped with the fact that their idols paid the ultimate price for pursuing an unworthy cause, will they continue down this path? Will they chart new territory and push their bodies to perform by natural means? Will they Learn?

Administrator

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TMZ SPORTS

Update: July 15, 2015

AWWWHHH!!! A cute blond baby doing one-armed pushups is always a winner on social media. Now, lets see how some bodybuilding parents take this notion to an extreme with most unrealistic expectations of their kid’s capabilities.

For decades, the heavy-handed parental forcing of steroids onto their children has been common among many eastern European cultures. Tragically, this phenomenon has become more routine in western societies as parents ignore steroid/hgh side effects; including the exceptional damage that is has on the vulnerable tissues of small children. Side effects such as severe cardio vascular disease, lymphatic cancers, and organ failure apply to doping children just as it does to mature adult steroid users.

Steroid use has erupted in the middle east and particularly in countries such as Egypt, India, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Iran. Shown here is a small collection of kindergarten-aged children posing in an exhibition prior to an Iranian bodybuilding show. Middle East sponsors (typically from Dubai) fund competitor (with little regard to health consequences) similar to the doping & training relationships that exist in equestrian sports.


Notice the over-developed biceps, triceps, and deltoids relative to the ‘baby faces’ on these 3 Russian kids. As may be the case with adult steroids users, the hearts of these boys may begin to enlarge while they’ll never grow to full height per their genetic code. Other side effects that are described throughout this website may become problematic as they continue to age.

Often, bodybuilders (those who’re fortunate to achieve a successful pregnancy without self-aborting) are often tempted to have a ‘MINI ME’ alongside. We saw an example of this in the clip of the Father & Son team while other Father-Son teams exist such as Darrem Charles & Son as well as Sergio Oliva Jr. who seems driven to follow in his father’s footsteps. Given that Oliva Sr. died a couple of years ago, we hope that ‘junior’ will rethink his long term objectives. In fact, we hope that all steroid users perform a self assessment which often reveals underlying motivations including vanity, obsessive behavior, and the need to be the center of attention.

Administrator

Alright!  It is about a month late but during this week, the continental United States is in store for the first major “THAW” of the winter season.  Take full advantage of the relative warmth by washing the salt and road debris from your vehicles.  Better yet…get some extra minutes into your workout regime.

However, we at www.steroidanalysis.com always discourage the use of steroids, HGH, and testosterone boosters to jump-start any physical fitness program that may’ve been disrupted by harsh winter weather.

Note: New articles coming soon will be quite controversial in nature. Viewers be advised!

Have fun, let you hair down, and recapture your youth during these times. Finally and most importantly, remember the true meaning for the holiday. This is a time of worship and reflection. See you ALL healthy and alert in 2011!!!