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FIT SHOP

Make a BOLD statement without saying a word with our signature fitness apparel.

  • Declare your committment to clean fitness and fair play
  • Wear for major impact while you lift as much as steroid/HGH users who struggle with the same weight
  • The message is useful & can be launching point for discussion about steroid/HGH side effects

New 100% Heavy Duty Cotton T-Shirt w/ trademarked black icon and message over ‘bright white’ or ‘pink’ shirt.

Exchanges possible on unworn goods.  Sorry, no refunds.

Deliveries typically 1 week in North America — sorry not available outside of North America.

Since we’re human, mistakes are bound to be made.  However, we’re committed to correct any/all errors made on our part.

Thanks for your support and ongoing dedication to clean fitness!