Dallas and Rich: Dynamic Duo til Death
 
 
THE SIRENS OF SYNTHOL
 
 
SHOP — NO JUICE IN THIS TANK
 
 

What’s With Carrot Top?

In the public domain are images of Carrot Top before and after his use of steroids. There have been subsequent postings of past-present-future images that take pretty big swipes at the amateur comedian. At www.steroidanalysis.com, we’ve noticed that his bookings have substantially reduced following his dramatic transformation.

There were always rumors that Carrot Top was gay and we question whether the social conflict, given his industry, motivated his steroid use. Given the body type that he was given, he can not sustain the vascularity, high blood pressure levels, etc… as depicted in the images without serious damage. Moreover, his facial appearance has taken a major hit which may ultimately work against him in the entertainment industry.Carrot Top Comical Voyage

Is there anyone out there who can shed light on why the amateur comedian decided to take steroids? Is there anyone out there who can connect Carrot Top to www.steroidanalysis.com? We’d like to interview him for his perspective.

Not really fooling anyone, is he?

Not really fooling anyone, is he?

Leave a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.