UPDATE: MIKE MATARAZZO IS DEAD but BLAMED STEROIDS WHILE ALIVE!
 
 
THE SIRENS OF SYNTHOL
 
 
SHOP — NO JUICE IN THIS TANK
 
 

RUSSIA – WADA: “We Have a Problem!”

RUSSIA – WADA: “We Have a Problem!” 

Update: July 24, 2016

Source: Associated Press
In November of 2015, www.steroidanalysis.com covered the Geneva unveiling of WADA’s report from Chairman Richard Pound regarding the profound influence of doping throughout the global athletic stage. The exhaustive 320-page ‘Pound Report’ was published very close to the release of the McLaren Report; a highly damning document with particular [...]

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STEROIDS – SENIORS – SUPPLIERS and THE STARS

STEROIDS – SENIORS – SUPPLIERS and THE STARS 

Update: July 17, 2016

Source: Aaron Williams Instagram
Do you remember your reaction when you first saw J.K. Simmons’ drastic body transformation? You know — that selfie taken inside a Golds Gym with Jonathan Kimble Simmons flexing his VERY VERY VERY NEW ‘guns’ while engaged in standing bicep curls. Like a flick of a [...]

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ROIDED RACKET???

ROIDED RACKET??? 

Update: March 8, 2016
From a Los Angeles hotel conference room, the Associated Press reported of Maria Sharapova’s recent positive test results for performance enhancing drug(s). During her passionate speech, tennis phenom – Sharapova revealed that she was informed of the outcome via a letter from the International Tennis Federation following cursory tests administered [...]

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ANGEL VELIZ: DEAD in NOVEMBER of 2015

ANGEL VELIZ: DEAD in NOVEMBER of 2015 

Update: January 4, 2016
We’re just learning and reporting of the shooting death of Angel Veliz; a moderately known figure in the Central American bodybuilding/steroid community. We’ve read posts offered by bloggers who simply mention his death but offer very little information regarding the circumstances of his demise. Regardless, we perceive this matter [...]

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‘FROM RUSSIA with LOVE’ plus an UNLIMITED SUPPLY of RUSSIAN STEROIDS

‘FROM RUSSIA with LOVE’ plus an UNLIMITED SUPPLY of RUSSIAN STEROIDS 

Update: November 10, 2015
Yesterday in Geneva Switzerland, the World Anti-Doping Agency unveiled its long-awaited report from Chair Richard Pound regarding the profound influence of doping throughout the global athletic stage. The blistering 320-page ‘Pound Report’ is the product of an in-depth analysis conducted by an independent commission with the specific mandate of upholding [...]

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DEATH of an IRANIAN BEAST

DEATH of an IRANIAN BEAST 

Update: August 30, 2015

A week ago, the global bodybuilding scene was rocked by the dramatic death of a relatively new bodybuilder – Baitollah Abaspour. In a region where poverty, blight, peril, and political turmoil persists, Baitollah served as an unofficial ambassador of arab – muslim strength. Within a new paradigm of global [...]

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WHOA!!! WAY…TOO DAMN YOUNG!!!

WHOA!!! WAY…TOO DAMN YOUNG!!! 

Update: July 15, 2015
AWWWHHH!!! A cute blond baby doing one-armed pushups is always a winner on social media. Now, lets see how some bodybuilding parents take this notion to an extreme with most unrealistic expectations of their kid’s capabilities.

For decades, the heavy-handed parental forcing of steroids onto their children has been common [...]

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UPDATE: MIKE MATARAZZO IS DEAD but BLAMED STEROIDS WHILE ALIVE!

UPDATE: MIKE MATARAZZO IS DEAD but BLAMED STEROIDS WHILE ALIVE! 

Update: August 18, 2014

MIKE MATARAZZO – 1965 – 2014
Yesterday – August 17th of 2014, Mike Matarazzo died of complications due to his steroid use. Mike’s origins were from the Boston area though he transitioned to southern California in pursuit of his bodybuilding dreams. With definite success as an IFBB card holder, [...]

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AGONY of TESTICULAR ATROPHY or… (CHEAPEST WAY to SHIP SMALL PACKAGES)

AGONY of TESTICULAR ATROPHY or… (CHEAPEST WAY to SHIP SMALL PACKAGES) 

Update: September 5, 2013

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!
TESTICULAR ATROPHY PART 1:
Over the years, we’ve received comments from you requesting coverage of the matter of shrunken testicles. We must concede that we’ve avoided the issue for too long. A deliberate article on the subject is quite necessary given the scale and scope of this [...]

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DEATH OF the BLOND MYTH

DEATH OF the BLOND MYTH 

Update: June 16, 2014

Vince Comerford, (born) in Buffalo, NY on December 27th of 1961, (died) on April 10th of 2014 to the amazement of his fan base. Reportedly, Vince was sleeping in the break room of a Peoria, Arizona fitness facility when others found his lifeless body. Witnesses stated that CPR was unsuccessfully [...]

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STEROID DEATHS DURING THE HOLIDAYS

STEROID DEATHS DURING THE HOLIDAYS 

Update: January 13, 2014

GREG KOVACS:
IT WAS REPORTED IN RX MUSCLE THAT GREG (GREGORY MARK…) KOVACS DIED NOVEMBER 22ND, 2013 AT THE VERY YOUNG AGE OF 44 IN HIS SUBURBAN TORONTO CONDOMINIUM. BORN DECEMBER 16TH, 1968 IN CANADIAN – NIAGARA FALLS, GREG KOVACS SUFFERED A CATASTROPHIC HEART ATTACK; THE MOST COMMON CAUSE OF DEATH AMONG [...]

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TOO BAD…

TOO BAD… 

Update: September 5, 2013

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OH NO…2013 STEROID DEATHS ARE AN EPIDEMIC!

OH NO…2013 STEROID DEATHS ARE AN EPIDEMIC! 

Update: September 5, 2013
PROOF THAT IT ALL CATCHES UP TO YOU is more evident than ever before in this next true and quite tragic story.
If you ever follow the latest bodybuilding news out of Europe you’re likely up-to-date with all the details from the revitalized bodybuilding scene. It seems as though everyone is quite [...]

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DAMMIT! IF YOU SEE SOMETHING — SAY SOMETHING!

If you see drug dealing in your gym or know of a gym patron/personal trainer who is the regarded “CANDY MAN”, say something. Use the following list to contact your nearest office to submit a tip. When you reach an operator, ask for a “DEA Duty Agent”.
1. Make sure you are only telling [...]

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SUSPENDED ANIMATION MINUS 1

Update: March 28, 2013
Drum-roll please… ESPN has just reported the list of players being suspended, in some manner, by MLB. Initially reported by FoxSports.com, the following players do NOT have the right to an appeals process. They include:
Nelso Cruz
Rangers Outfielder
Everth Cabrera
Padres Shortstop
Jhonny Peralta
Tigers Shortstop
Antonio Bastardo
Phillies Reliever
Francisco Cervelli
Yankees Catcher
Jordany Valdespin
Mets Outfielder
Jesus Montero
Mariners Catcher
Cesar [...]

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