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UPDATE: MIKE MATARAZZO IS DEAD but BLAMED STEROIDS WHILE ALIVE!

UPDATE: MIKE MATARAZZO IS DEAD but BLAMED STEROIDS WHILE ALIVE! 

Update: August 18, 2014

MIKE MATARAZZO – 1965 – 2014
Yesterday – August 17th of 2014, Mike Matarazzo died of complications due to his steroid use. Mike’s origins were from the Boston area though he transitioned to southern California in pursuit of his bodybuilding dreams. With definite success as an IFBB card holder, [...]

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AGONY of TESTICULAR ATROPHY or… (CHEAPEST WAY to SHIP SMALL PACKAGES)

AGONY of TESTICULAR ATROPHY or… (CHEAPEST WAY to SHIP SMALL PACKAGES) 

Update: September 5, 2013

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!
TESTICULAR ATROPHY PART 1:
Over the years, we’ve received comments from you requesting coverage of the matter of shrunken testicles. We must concede that we’ve avoided the issue for too long. A deliberate article on the subject is quite necessary given the scale and scope of this [...]

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DEATH OF the BLOND MYTH

DEATH OF the BLOND MYTH 

Update: June 16, 2014

Vince Comerford, (born) in Buffalo, NY on December 27th of 1961, (died) on April 10th of 2014 to the amazement of his fan base. Reportedly, Vince was sleeping in the break room of a Peoria, Arizona fitness facility when others found his lifeless body. Witnesses stated that CPR was unsuccessfully [...]

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STEROID DEATHS DURING THE HOLIDAYS

STEROID DEATHS DURING THE HOLIDAYS 

Update: January 13, 2014

GREG KOVACS:
IT WAS REPORTED IN RX MUSCLE THAT GREG (GREGORY MARK…) KOVACS DIED NOVEMBER 22ND, 2013 AT THE VERY YOUNG AGE OF 44 IN HIS SUBURBAN TORONTO CONDOMINIUM. BORN DECEMBER 16TH, 1968 IN CANADIAN – NIAGARA FALLS, GREG KOVACS SUFFERED A CATASTROPHIC HEART ATTACK; THE MOST COMMON CAUSE OF DEATH AMONG [...]

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TOO BAD…

TOO BAD… 

Update: September 5, 2013

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OH NO…2013 STEROID DEATHS ARE AN EPIDEMIC!

OH NO…2013 STEROID DEATHS ARE AN EPIDEMIC! 

Update: September 5, 2013
PROOF THAT IT ALL CATCHES UP TO YOU is more evident than ever before in this next true and quite tragic story.
If you ever follow the latest bodybuilding news out of Europe you’re likely up-to-date with all the details from the revitalized bodybuilding scene. It seems as though everyone is quite [...]

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DAMMIT! IF YOU SEE SOMETHING — SAY SOMETHING!

If you see drug dealing in your gym or know of a gym patron/personal trainer who is the regarded “CANDY MAN”, say something. Use the following list to contact your nearest office to submit a tip. When you reach an operator, ask for a “DEA Duty Agent”.
1. Make sure you are only telling [...]

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SUSPENDED ANIMATION MINUS 1

Update: March 28, 2013
Drum-roll please… ESPN has just reported the list of players being suspended, in some manner, by MLB. Initially reported by FoxSports.com, the following players do NOT have the right to an appeals process. They include:
Nelso Cruz
Rangers Outfielder
Everth Cabrera
Padres Shortstop
Jhonny Peralta
Tigers Shortstop
Antonio Bastardo
Phillies Reliever
Francisco Cervelli
Yankees Catcher
Jordany Valdespin
Mets Outfielder
Jesus Montero
Mariners Catcher
Cesar [...]

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SUSPENSION TENSION for Alex — THE GREAT!!!

SUSPENSION TENSION for Alex — THE GREAT!!! 

Update: March 28, 2013

Drama and tensions mount on the high seas of Lake Michigan as the Windy City becomes the focal point of Major League Baseball’s war against steroids. Undoubtedly, Ground Zero will be 35th Street and the Dan Ryan Expressway starring one defiant Alex Rodriguez.
‘Outside the Lines’ told ESPN that it expects Alex [...]

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SAD TIMES FOR THE ‘AMERICAN SPORT’

SAD TIMES FOR THE ‘AMERICAN SPORT’ 

Update: March 28, 2013

With half of the 2013 baseball season behind us, players and diehard fans should typically spend latter days of a baseball season closely following the performance of their division leaders. Instead, another scandal looms over the world of sport which threatens to further blemish the reputation of American athletes.
In previous articles, [...]

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