Dallas and Rich: Dynamic Duo til Death
 
 
THE SIRENS OF SYNTHOL
 
 
SHOP — NO JUICE IN THIS TANK
 
 

FOAMING FREAKISH FEMMEs!!!

FOAMING FREAKISH FEMMEs!!! 

Fellas’, when you think of a strong but hot babe to go out with on a Saturday night, do you immediately envision Lou Ferrigno? Do you dream of a woman with big guns, bad breath, and arm pit smell? Do you fantasize of a lady with a clitoris that is nearly as long as your [...]

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ANABOLIC VIDEO REVIEW:100710A

ANABOLIC VIDEO REVIEW:100710A 

Contributors of STEROID ANALYSIS.com have done it again by finding a ‘jaw dropping’ documentary series unlike any other. A year ago, PBS introduced the series: SECRETS OF THE DEAD which covered a wide array of topics ranging from a WWII era Japanese mega-submarine, Winston Churchill, to the recent terrorist attacks in Mumbai (formerly Bombay [...]

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BIG PENN STEROID BUST

BIG PENN STEROID BUST 

Back on November 24, 2009 10 suspects were arrested for their alleged involvement in the manufacture, use, and distribution of steroids throughout Dauphin, Cumberland, Lehigh and Northampton counties, said Attorney General Tom Corbett during a press conference in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.  Narcotics agents quietly began the investigation, known as “Operation Roid Runner”, in late 2007 [...]

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IN MEMORIAM

IN MEMORIAM 

With respect, we take time to note some of the most recent celebrities who’ve lost their lives to steroids/HGH. They left behind family members, friends, and acquaintences who remain negatively impacted by the decision to engage in the abuse of performance enhancing drugs.

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REST IN PEACE – STEROID USERS

REST IN PEACE – STEROID USERS 

TRACK AND FIELD LEGEND: Disgraced by Steroids is Found DEAD!
On Tuesday, August 10th, 2010, it was reported that Antonio Pettigrew was found dead in North Carolina. Antonio Pettigrew was among the select few Americans who won gold medals at the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia. As a track and field star, Pettigrew performed [...]

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CLEMENS ‘NOT GUILTY’ PLEA

CLEMENS ‘NOT GUILTY’ PLEA 

Stakes for today’s NOT GUILTY plea, from Roger Clemens, are becoming clearer. Recently, Roger Clemens was indicted for Perjury of Congess by a federal grand jury. During today’s court procedings, Clemens was reportedly less forth-coming and said to have focused more at the directions of his attorney. If found guilty, Roger Clemens could face [...]

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Overdosing on Stupidity

Overdosing on Stupidity 

These guys are just dumb, stupid, screwy, flyin’ with no jets!!!
Speaking of which, this guy tried to board a jet at an Australian airport with this innovative item of apparel strapped to his midsection. No… it is not a bomb belt! Rather, it is a STEROID BELT!!!  The picture is courtesy Australian Customs.

Isn’t it obvious [...]

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Pre-Season NFL Steroid Failures

Pre-Season NFL Steroid Failures 

Shawne Merriman, 26 years old
San Diego Chargers
#56 Linebacker
College: Maryland
Height is 6’-4”
Weight is +/- 265 lbs
Last season was NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year; started in the NFL Pro Bowl
Notorious for excessively hard hits and hyper-aggressiveness
Recent News:
Recently assigned a 4-game suspension for being in violation of the NFL’s policy against steroids/performance enhancing drugs/banned substances.
The results of [...]

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SORRY LONG ISLANDERS — NOT THE ICE CREAM MAN!

SORRY LONG ISLANDERS — NOT THE ICE CREAM MAN! 

As if there weren’t enough bad news about steroids, HGH, and the State of New York…there’s more!
Most major cities in the United States are served by charitable causes including religious organizations, doctors, and legal counsel. Typically, volunteers of this sort focus their efforts in the poorest urban areas where access to legal advice and health-care [...]

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DIRTY BROOKLYN DOC & 1 DEAD BODYBUILDER

DIRTY BROOKLYN DOC & 1 DEAD BODYBUILDER 

Staten Island, New York is notorious for its hardcore gyms and the easy access to steroids & HGH. Unfortunately, provisions of the bodybuilding subculture became too much for Joseph Baglio (shown right with dog) who died on March 2007 of massive heart failure. It is worth mention that heart failure/attack as well as strokes are common & [...]

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The A-Rod Miracle!

The A-Rod Miracle! 

Perhaps, congratulations are in store for Alex Rodriguez after surpassing the 600 home run threshold during his controversial career. Amazing to many is the continued support that A-Rod receives from baseball fans despite his lies, disclosures, and personal indiscretions.
By allowing the Yankees slugger to remain on the field, given his background, major league baseball is [...]

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Is Benson Roid Ragin’ or just BAD?

Is Benson Roid Ragin’ or just BAD? 

In June of this year (2010), Cincinnati Bengals Running Back – Cedric Benson was arrested in Austin, Texas for assault at a local bar.  It seems as though the player’s negative interaction with local law enforcement is increasing after his 2008 removal from the Chicago Bears.  At that time, Benson accrued a few interactions with [...]

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Video Repost: Warning

Video Repost: Warning 

VIDEO REPOST:
There was such a strong viewer response to the original post that we were compelled to revisit the imagery contained within the video. We received a very high volume of web fans who both (a) found the video difficult to watch due to the graphic nature of the medical procedure but (b) also [...]

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Cushing, Not Again!

Cushing, Not Again! 

Brief:
Brian Cushing
NCAA tenure includes: University of Southern California
Drafted in the 1st Round and 15th Overall
Current NFL Team: Houston Texans
Position: Linebacker
Acknowledgments:2009 Defensive Rookie of the Year
Recently, the National Football League (NFL) imposed a 4-game suspension upon Brian Cushing for violation of the league’s policy against controlled substances and performance enhancing drugs.  Brian Cushing will begin his extended vacation [...]

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McGwire, La Russa, and St. Louis

McGwire, La Russa, and St. Louis 

Transport yourselves back in time to 2005 when Mark McGwire was part of a Congressional testimony regarding the role of Anabolic Steroids in professional baseball.  Fast forward yourselves to January of 2010 when Mark McGwire later admits to his use of various steroids, controlled substances, and human growth hormones.  Then bounce around to the scandal [...]

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